Taco Bell is one of those places that defies both logic and expectations. Like, do you really NEED a taco shell made out of a Dorito? Is it sensible to wrap a bean burrito in a quesadilla? There may be some part inside you that resists, thinking, no, of course not, no one needs that. But then you eat it. One bite follows the next and something transcendent happens. YES, you needed that Dorito Loco taco. You’ve been needing it your whole life…